Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Ban evil children...happy new year!

Happy new year! First post of 2012 which is apparently the end of the world (again). I personally think that people keep predicting the end of the world because they get off on the idea. I don't mean that most people are necrophiliacs... I just mean that the danger that comes with being so close to death is a turn on, but its also safe because you're not REALLY putting yourself at risk. Religions that believe in any kind of apocalypse clearly state that no human can ever be right in predicting the end days so why bother? I'll tell you why. It's exciting :) ANYWAY, that's just me.

I want to start off this year by complaining about demonic babies. No, not those insane children who try to bite your toes and leap off tables like some miniature version of cat-woman(I'm not making this up. I met this child). Those babies are just hyper-active. I'm talking about those movies that have possessed kids or demons disguised as children. It is seriously freaky! I don't scare easily but when a movie has an axe-murdering, soul sucking or shape-shifting child I can almost die. I think horror movies should be like porn. You cant act in it unless you're above 18 or else they'll arrest your parents or whoever they arrest. Anyone found selling films with such content should be fined or beaten or whatever and there should be campaigns against child-horrorography (not a word). Who's with me?!!!

In unrelated news: 2011 was an amazing year for me. Thanks to all the amazing people in my life who played their part (some more than others :)) in my 2011, there are so many moments that will torment me/ I'll cherish for the rest of my life. I don't like to be overly emotional or personal on the internet so yeah...mnajijua :)