Sunday, March 30, 2014

oops!

First of all, Sorry. I just logged in today and saw the nonsense  on my last post. I'm not sure what exactly happened...the website decided to translate the language of an entire paragraph of the post into a mixture of Russian and and eating noises. So if by any chance you read the last post before I edited it, I apologize. If you read it and thought I was creating a new language, thank you for thinking that I am of Tolkien-esque awesomeness. Let it be known that though I AM amazing, there are people I just can't even compare myself to for fear of murder by their respective fandoms and smitement(I'm not sure of the past tense of smite and I don't want to open another tab so I'll stick with this one) by God for pretending that I'm on the level of some of His best work.Just off the top of my head and not in any particular order;

1. J.R. R. Tolkien
I don't even need to explain this one. I therefore will just say Lord of the Rings
2. George R.R. Martin
Again...self explanatory. A song of Ice and Fire

Sidebar;  What is it with the R.R.'s? Do those initials hold some sort of literary power? If my middle initials were R.R. would I be getting paid for this blog right now? Should I name my kids*name* R.R. *name* to ensure that they at least have one profitable talent?(I need one of those...all my talents will probably lose me money instead ) Anyway, studies need to be done.

3. J.K. Rowling
This woman changed my life. She made me wait for an owl, cry so hard I scared everyone in the vicinity, try to make butter beer...*sigh*
4. Serj Tankien
System of a Down needs to come back

I'm done for now. The top of my head is actually not very deep...but there are a lot of brilliant minds. Don't even get me started on the scientists!!!I'm not even talking about the Einsteins and Teslas of the world. If you think about every single device you use today(mechanical or not) you'll realize just how many great people there are that we never even think about. Special shout outs to Admiral Grace Hopper who came up with the compiler(translates human language to computer language) and helped create the first computer language and Carl von Linden who made the first modern fridge. Why these two in particular? Because the fridge and computer are the things I spend the most time with.