Bend over Hangover

It's around 3 o' clock in the afternoon and I have just woken up. I'm groggy,tired and there are parts of my body that I feel might not be quite right. Why? Bend over hangover. That is what I have decided to call this feeling. Let me explain for those of you who may not understand what I am saying:


If you are Kenyan and are not one of those religious fanatics then you must know a song of the dancehall/ragga genre by a dude called RDX(I have no idea what that stands for)called bend over. If you have never seen the video of this song you need to get on youtube 'cause it is just nasty! This song has taken Kenya by storm mostly BECAUSE it it is so nasty (my people are a kinky lot). The first time I heard that song I was in a club and oh! My poor eyes! this young lady SPRINTS onto the dancefloor,picks the first guy she sees and starts to imitate moves in the video plus a couple of her own that I'm sure are some positions of kamasutra. It was alot of grinding and moaning and jumping and I just wanted to suggest that they get a room. I have just recently managed to get over the fact that whenever the song is played it looks like there's an orgy.


Now that you know my history with the song, let me explain the bend over hangover thing. I have woken up feeling rotten and there's no way its a hangover because I don't drink (I figured that I commit enough sins on a daily basis and can let this one go. I'm religious. Kinda)so I have decided to blame bend over. The DJ went overboard yesterday and played the song almost every hour. You may be thinking that I am tired from all the bending over. You are mistaken. I'm tired from running all over the dancefloor trying to evade men who were trying to make me bend over. Alcohol makes dudes so brave. I'm dancing with a girlfriend,having fun then BOOM! Someone's uninvited crotch has found a home on my posterior. I HATE that. Honestly that song has made the dancefloor a battle field. I have actually heard friends say,"cover me." before we start dancing. I kid you not. I'm not saying I never do the dance...I'm just saying I'd rather not do it every other hour with strange dudes who do not seem to understand the concept of the word 'no'. Surely you cant think Im playing hard to get when I look you straight in the face,not smiling, and say no. And there are these guys who can't believe that you don't want to dance with them. Boy please. Stop thinking the sun shines out your ass. You are NOT that special so just get over yourself. Rejection always hurts at first.

Anyway, I should get out of bed now.I dont think I'll be going out again soon. That was enough exercise for about a month :)