You may have started reading this thinking its some raunchy story involving nudity and maybe some S&M. I'm sorry to disappoint you but as it is the holy month of Ramadhan I have no such story to share...
DISCLAIMER: I would like to state that I am in no way insinuating that I have such stories to tell during any other month of the year...and even if I did I wouldn't tell you :)
Anyway, I've been on this subject before but it was about the Tyrannosaurus Rex's devolution into a chicken, which by the way still cracks me up -excuse the pun (chicken,egg...cracking...get it?If you don't think that was funny you have a problem). Now I want to ask people who believe in evolution some questions. This has bothered me for quite a while... why do men have nipples? I seriously need to know. They have no visible function. Is it an aesthetic thing?Nipple-less men look weird?If no men had nipples it would be a common thing so WHY do men have nipples? Another thing. Should we have nails? Since we have knives and stuff and I highly doubt there are people still grasping onto tree barks for their survival (or whatever monkey-people did) so we should have very tiny or no nails. Except for women prone to violence. Those ones require long sharp nails and long hair preferably located in the middle of the head to allow their opponents to grab on and pull. They also require loud, high-pitched voices so as to scare off would-be opponents with a vast vocabulary of obscenities...I can totally be a narrator on National Geograpic...anyway. That is all for now, but I'll be back with more things to complain about soon (I hope).
Side bar: Saum Maqbul to my Muslim brothers and sisters and don't forget to watch out for Lailat-ul Qadr during the last 10 days. Masaalam.
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