Bored people

I know my blog is about 'the rantings of a very bored girl' but seriously there are those more bored than I and I think it's in order for me to pay homage to such bored people. They help me know that I am not alone and I don't have it as bad as other people. There are 2 people in particular I would like to thank but I think at this point I have to insert a disclaimer so that you don't think I'm weird:

DISCLAIMER: I zker am in no way a bestialist nor do I take pleasure in knowing about the functions of the reproductive organs of any animals that are not homo sapiens sapiens. The following material was obtained from the internet due to my need to know strange and useless things that will never aid any aspect of my life-a product of my own boredom.

Anyway, the first person I would like to pay tribute to is the guy(I'm assuming its a dude because I still have faith in women) who discovered that a pig's orgasm lasts half an hour. WHAT THE HELL??!!! Who even cares that pigs have orgasms? And did the pig really allow him to check? Aren't pigs violent? Did he sedate it? Where was the male pig at this time? There are men who can't er...'satisfy' women, so is the male pig a better lover than some men? Seriously. So he was just sitting at home and thought, "Hmm. Why don't I watch pigs do each other then measure the vaginal contractions of the female." (I hope he didn't use his hands by the way. Eeew.) I have never been that bored. Maybe there's a scientific significance but 'til I know what that is...I congratulate this guy for making me feel better. I wonder what his next line of research was. Pig kamasutra? Nasty animals.

Next is the first person to eat an egg. This one came to me in the form of my brother (I don't think I'll use his name as he often does not like to be associated with me...don't know why though. I'm fantastic) who said that the first guy to eat an egg must have been brave. Why? Who would think of eating something that came out of a chicken's ass??? Chicken are disgusting creatures. And they crap from the same hole. You may be thinking no...the person was probably hungry. I disagree. I think the person was bored and this is my reason; there are almost no discoveries in history that came out of situations where people are in dire need of something. Almost all of them are accidents. So people were probably sitting together and someone said'" Dude...I dare you to eat that white shit the chicken just crapped," and voila! Breakfast! :)