Lazy ass people

Is tired. Physically tired of running around for half the day tending to my parents. I swear African(I'm saying this 'cause I don't know the situation on any other continent and saying 'African' makes it less personal and less offensive to my parents) parents are the LAZIEST people in existence! I'm only going to talk about how they are at home. I know that at work they're hardworking and stuff (or rather I'm assuming because they still have jobs) but when they get home MY GOD! I know I sound really evil for bashing my parents like this but seriously listen to my point of view.

I am grateful that they are such loving parents. They never deny me permission for anything and are not stingy with their money BUT honestly you cannot call me from my room to give you the remote which is less than 2 feet away. You could have stretched. You cannot wake me up to make your breakfast when I was out last night. It's TEA, you've made it before. You can do it. I believe in you. It's not fair to send me to do 5 things at the same time and expect them to all be done at once. If you wanted me to be able to accomplish such feats then you should have had an octopus instead of a baby. And seriously, calling me 'darling' does not make the very unnecessary errands you've made me do less annoying, especially when I know that a term of endearment can only be followed by, "could you get me..."

Living with parents sucks sometimes. Especially now since my mum went on a bed sheet shopping spree and bought beautiful sheets that make me feel like I'm sleeping between 2 slices of toast. Anyway in unrelated but important news, due to exams (in like 2 days) I won't be able to update my blog for the next 2 weeks. Miss me (not a request but a command :) )