'Hot'

So temperatures are rising-I literally mean atmospheric temperature. Its not some weird coded language for anything else- and the outfits women are wearing are getting hotter...or so they think. Yes hemlines are going up, necklines are plunging and men are drooling but there are some outfits I don't quite understand...

1: the teenyweenymicrominiskirt coupled with see-through or meshed tights that reach either the knee or right below the knee.
You look like you're wearing really long bikers. Why don't you just buy tights that are either halfway down your calves or complete?? They are the same price. And when you wear an almost non-existent skirt during the day then try to 'justify' it by wearing tights it doesn't make you look any more decent. I can still see your legs :) Most people trying this look end up looking kinda like Wilt from Foster's home for imaginary friends (wow...havn't watched that cartoon in a while) you know...long legs and insanely small body. Like their entire midsections were squeezed together tightly in the event that an organ or two attempts to escape.

2: wearing a small top and see through tights
It is getting warmer...but this is not an excuse to leave your pants at home! The other day my eyes were assaulted by a girl who bent over to pick something off the ground and flashed me her underwear. Its called underwear for a reason. Figure it out.

I realize that 'Misuse of tights' would be a more appropriate name for this post but hey...
These girls really do think that they look ok. Actually better than ok. They think they look hot! Once in a while I'll see a girl who pulls these things off but its really rare. People please tell your girl friends when they look silly before they leave the house and make you an embarrassment by association. Thanks. My eyes are tired of seeing and my mouth is tired of laughing (ok maybe I'm not tired of laughing :))