Firstly I want to apologize to anyone who's been reading my posts and wondering why the hell I have so many typos... I promise to start going through what I write before posting because I seem to keep noticing weird grammatical errors when I read the blog (yes.I read my own work from time to time. Nothing wrong with that. Some of the posts are damn funny!). So...yeah.
On to more pressing issues. I voted today. YEAH!!!!*happy dance* I was so jazzed. I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time. Its like I was pregnant and...no. Wrong analogy. I was just really happy. So I went to the polling station and impacted the outcome of the election. But as you guessed, there's a reason why this is a let-down. After voting they're supposed to colour the tip of your finger so that you can't go back and vote again. I was really looking forward to that. They coloured the effing space between my index and middle finger. SURELY! Now my hand looks positively ridiculous. The dude claimed to have disfigured my hand like that because I have henna on my nails. I DO NOT HAVE HENNA ON MY NAILS! What the hell! It may sound juvenile but these little things matter you know...now I feel like I didn't complete the process.
Let-down number two; Munya from big brother. I hereby declare that the man is no longer sex on legs. After his display of unmanliness he needs to be demoted from that status. I'm not saying men shouldn't cry. They just shouldn't do it when Im looking. There's nothing more disturbing than seeing a grown man cry. In some circumstances its understandable like when someone dies or you lose your job...or your wife is sleeping with your dad...but you cannot cry in front of the whole of Africa because a lady was mean to you and won't let you pee. NKT!
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